Drinks

I'm at the point where everything is giving me heartburn. Drinking WATER gave me heartburn. I give up.

I had an awesome baby shower on Saturday. It was like twenty minutes long and involved eating donuts and getting cash money and Target gift cards. I immediately went shopping and bought this giant ass cup specifically for drinking (heartburn-inducing) water at work. Before this, I would just drink water out of my coffee cup, so my water always tasted off/was slightly caffeinated. I'm really liking this new cup so far, except this is my third or fourth refill which means I've ingested like five hundred ounces of water today so I might be getting that thing where athletes and babies drink too much water and it screws with their electrolytes and then they die. But that might also cause me to go into labor, so worth the risk.

I found a stash of baby Sprites next to the mail boxes so I pilfered one. This totally reminds me of my Grandma, who was a nutritionist and would consistently drink half a can of Diet Sprite and then put the rest in the fridge. As if anybody wants your half, flat can of Diet Sprite, Emma Jean!

Anyway, I'm hoping that the Sprite doesn't give me heartburn. I'm still under the impression that all soda contains curative qualities, and that Sprite and Ginger Ale are practically medicine.